At The Federal...

I'm the stick you're the gloss.

At Bull McCabes

I'm a cultural motherfucker.

At James Joyce...

What I need is a pint full of bacon.

At Whiskey...

So this guy emailed me for a date. He's a ninja with a bra on his head.

At Whiskey...

I'm a motherfuckin' rockstar. I'm a badass.  I'm a piece of shit.

At Whiskey...

Isn't that kind of baller?


Today your vagina. Tomorrow the world.

At Nana's....

So you rimmed it with jelly?
-It's a little sticky but it'll do.

At Whiskey...

Blood, spit, & cum is the poetry of love.

Yours tastes like sweet summer sex. Mine tastes like club sex.

I just came up under it and both sides look good.

At Whiskey....

Just click and you might get lucky.

At Whiskey...

I can put all kinds of happy in people's mouths.