Overheard In Durham....: 2010

Monday, December 20, 2010

Why is it in French? Why is it in French?
- It's not in French, it's upside down.

I didn't know beaver was so soft.

So,it's a little drafty in here and since my buddy can't wear his hat, we're gonna need to go. Oh, and we'll need a refund on our drinks.

I'm wicked retarded about meat.

My waffles are bangin'.

My Grandma is like 72 and she just had a 4Lokos the other day.

That bus could have been throughly filled with midgets.

Baby you can't be mad. We've got bacon bits.

Bourbon is such a c*nt, but she's a good friend of mine.

You're not soft. You're ripe.

Sodomy's not illegal in North Carolina anymore, is it?

It has Absinthe in it? You know that's poison!

In my spank bank, everyone is straight.

You're like a thick Bettie Paige. Like if Bettie Paige actually ate something and that's a good thing.

He's got to have all his teeth if I'm gonna get on him.

She may look good, but I feel good.

Glitter is like the herpes of the craft world.

I just took my own cherry and it was delicious!