At a Holiday Party...

Why is it in French?  Why is it in French?
 - It's not in French, it's upside down.


I didn't know beaver was so soft.

At Whiskey...

So,it's a little drafty in here and since my buddy can't wear his hat, we're gonna need to go. Oh, and we'll need a refund on our drinks.

At Whiskey...

I'm wicked retarded about meat.

At Whiskey....

My waffles are bangin'.